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Newcastle is last known for being on relegation watch only two matches into the season.

John Terry is last known for being a racist while also looking terrible.

Tom Heaton is last known for conceding a penalty to Bournemouth in the first minute of the match. Not a great start.

Ralph Hasenhüttl is last known for his incredibly uncomfortable, unbreathable pants. Get yourself some comfort.

Shkodran Mustafi is last known for still being at fault for Arsenal losses showing even more vulnerabilities in preseason.

Harvey Elliot is last known f—WHAT IS ON YOUR HEAD?

Mike Ashley is last known for holding Newcastle United hostage. He is objectively terrible for football.

Landon Donovan is last known for aggressively dabbing at an e-sports tournament.

Ryan Morrison is last known for completely "backing" a goalscoring chance and conceding a penalty for hugging against Liverpool in April.

Fred is last known for getting megged by the best player in the world. Yeah, Messi is the best but it did not look good. At all.

Phil Jones is last known for getting turned inside-out by Lionel Messi. Also, his facial expressions get worse and worse each match.

Jordan Pickford is last known for conceding two goals and losing to Fulham in Everton's loss. Championship-bound squads should be steamrolled at this point.

Andros Townsend is last known for continuiously getting subbed off by Roy Hodgson when Crystal Palace need a result.

Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting is last known for stopping his teammate Chris Nkunku's goal-bound shot on the goal line in a play that has us all thinking match-fixing is real.

Moussa Sissoko is last known for his sailing miss after Virgil Van Dijk gave him the chance to bury Liverpool on a 2-on-1 break at Anfield.

Joe Bryan is last known for his terrible giveaway that led to a Sergio Aguero finish during Manchester City's March visit to Craven Cottage.

Hugo Lloris is last known for time-wasting during goal kicks while leading in the March match at Anfield just minutes before conceding the game-winning goal.

Kasper Schmeichel is last known for giving up a last second goal against Watford in early March.

Roger East is last known for giving a make-up penalty call to Bournemouth after botching the Watford penalty call moments earlier in February.

Kepa is last known for demanding to stay on the field in the League Cup Final then letting a penalty shot slide underneath and past him. He's also in Forest Green.

Mark Hughes is last known for being sacked at Southampton just 10 months after being sacked at Stoke City.

Piers Morgan is last known for his comments on racism. Yeah.

Jannick Vestergaard is last known for his dud backpass which spurred a Callum Paterson winner for Cardiff City.


John McGinn is last known for having a generic face in FIFA. THIS IS LITERALLY HIS FACE.

Sean Dyche is last known for complaining that players will take advantage of the loopholes in the FIFA Laws of the Game. He also righteously snitches on his own players to the FA.

Patrice Evra is last known for retiring with no strange announcement on social media. He went from making out with a raw chicken to silence.

Ben Foster is last known for his offseason rap career.

James Ward-Prowse is last known for hockey checking Miguel Almiron and getting away with it. Clever, but he's our MLS hero. Not cool.

Alexis Sanchez is last known for being the highest paid Manchester United player but still using wired Apple headphones.

Sergio Rico is last known for saves that secured Fulham's 2nd consecutive win in April. Relegated, sure. But not acting like you're relegated when it doesn't matter and it's too late? Swag? Jury is still out.

Gonzalo Higuan is last known for an April goal against Burnley combined with some good chances and movement. He's trending up.

Marco Silva is last known for his 4-0 win over Manchester United. Mr. Fraud is making everyone believe.

Brandon Stark is last known for his awkward appearance in the final Game of Thrones season. But he does know who's winning the Premier League next year so good for him.

Chris Hughton is last known for losing 5-0 to table rivals Bournemouth at home.

Brendan Rodgers is last known for not being anyone in the Premier League with any sort of merit. Is he Marco Silva Volume 2?

Troy Deeney is last known for his 11th minute red card against Arsenal in April.

Theo Walcott is last known for his struggles at Everton after being shipped out of Arsenal. His only saving grace is his recent win over the Gunners.

Declan Rice is last known for being Eden Hazard's last victim in losing to Chelsea 2-0 in April. Hopefully Gareth Southgate didn't see that one.

Raul Jimenez is last known for prematurely pulling out the Sin Cara mask during the FA Cup semifinal versus Watford. Jimenez and Wolves ended up losing in extra time.

John Achterberg is last known for his bladder-bursting celebration with Jurgen Klopp after Liverpool scored the game-winning goal against Tottenham in late March.

Issa Diop is last known for allowing Kurt Zouma to own him on a corner kick in late March against Everton.

Craig Pawson is last known for disappointing Neil Warnock and all Cardiff City supporters by leading a trash officiating crew and gifting Chelsea three points in late March.

Paul Pogba is last known for his painful penalty kick miss against Southampton after redebuting his bleached hair in March.

Mark Noble is last known for his cool, calm and collected PK verses Newcastle.

Willy Caballero is last known for awkwardly waiting to get subbed on for Kepa in the FA Cup Final penalty shootout but never getting his shot.

Claude Puel is last known for being sacked at Leicester City, his second attempt managing in the Premier League.

Virgil Van Dijk is last known for wearing wired Apple headphones while being the world's best defender. Time to treat yoself.


The Popeye's Chicken Sandwich is still pending review.

Çağlar Söyüncü is last known for stir-frying the American wonder boy.

Jon Moss is last known for looking winded in the Wolves vs. Manchester United match but let's not forget he megged Alexis Sanchez in broad daylight.

VAR is last known for being the objective, all-powerful eye for football helping to ensure good yet also ruining our lives at the same damn time.

Adrian is last known for winning a UEFA Super Cup one match after his club debut then blasting a clearance off of Danny Ings into his own net three days later.

Mesut Ozil is last known for blinding us with his bleached head. We can't tell if it's good or bad yet.

Dani Ceballos is last known for his transfer to Arsenal. He's now on the board. Watch this space.

Scott Parker is last known for two consecutive April Fulham wins. This is the type of managerial bump that has relegated fans need.

Jeff Hendrick is last known for volleying a screamer past Chelsea's Kepa. This may be the sexiest thing to ever come out of Burnley.

Mario Lemina is last known for his screaming goal and hair to go with it. A deadly pair.

Ben Mee is last known for his goal line clearance in April against Chelsea. He's goal line technology confirmed.

Callum Hudson-Odoi is last known for squandeirng his chance as a big game starter after going quiet against Liverpool in April.

Nathan Redmond is last known for scoring two goals against Wolves in April. The man has a beating heart now.

Chris Wood is last known for scoring two goals in a Burnley win over Cardiff City. Not bad for a Kiwi.

Jamie Carragher is last known for his groundbreaking virtual reality analysis on Sky Sports. If only it didn't leverage 1990s video game graphics.

Phil Jagielka is last known for his Mario Balotelli-esque flex celebration after scoring a game-winner over Arsenal. We're just not convinced he's that tough.

Jordan Henderson is last known for his overenthusiastic goal celebration against Southampton that ultimately meant nothing for the result. Bruv, you haven't won the title yet.

Antonio Rudiger is last known for dodging a red card against Cardiff City after taking down Kenneth Zohore on a clear-cut goal-scoring break.

Matt Ritchie is last known for clearing a Lacazette shot off the goal line on April Fool's Day. It takes swag to stop swag.

Bernard is last known for scoring his first Premier League goal in 27 appearances. He now has a pulse.

Sheyi Davies is last known for his very stylish own goal in a March futsal match with Guerrilla FC.

Chris Bowerbank is last known for his penguin socks while recording The Odd Couple Across the Pond episode and remains in a parasitic relationship with Andros Townsend.

James McArthur is last known for two assists in a February match against Fulham including picking out Wilfried Zaha with a far-post peach.

Leonardo DiCaprio is last known for vaping at the PSG vs. Liverpool Champions League match in November 2018. We don't know what to think.


Douglas Luiz is last known for his jaw-dropping strike against Bournemouth after his dummy-assist to Harry Wilson which essentially cost Aston Villa the match. Did we mention his goal?

James Maddison is last known for clapping back at Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear for coming after his time spent at the barbershop.

Dean Henderson is last known for introducing his Adidas black cap to the Premier League.

Joe Gomez is last known for his incredible rendition of Mrs. Officer.

Christian Pulisic is last known for dominating American soccer Twitter. He's going to be in your face this entire season.

Christian Benteke is last known for a goal and an assist against Arsenal immediately after we roasted him on air. Performing well and listening to ATP gets Benteke into the green.

Joel Matip is last known for his sleek passing and Man of the Match awards. Not a small task to get noticed next to Virgil Van Dijk.

Ryan Babel is last known for actually displaying attacking prowess while playing for a relegation-bound team. 10 years later and the man is still turning heads.

Jurgen Klopp is last known for Liverpool advancing to the Champions League seminfinals with a chance to win the Premier League. Don't let this slip away.

Mauricio Pochettino is last known for winning his first 2 matches at the brand new Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

Jamie Vardy is last known for his 50th Premier League goal. Going from the 8th division to a scoring threat in the top flight is an epic glow up.

Neil Warnock is last known for his self-restraint after Craig Pawson and crew allowed an offsides Chelsea goal to stand in late March. He's still disappointed.

Ole Gunnar Solskjær is last known for securing a permanent offer to be Manchester United's manager.

Unai Emery is last known for tying Arsenal's 2018/2019 point total with seven matches remaining. He's more than just a vampire.

Luke Shaw is last known for his juicy peach of an assist to Marcus Rashford in Manchester United's late March victory over Watford.

Jack Grealish is last known for his volley goal off a corner kick against Derby County in March.

Maurizio Sarri is last known for three straight Chelsea wins after building rumors of being sacked midseason.

Miguel Almiron is last known for his bright Premier League debut and justifying the record MLS export fee.

Marouane Fellaini is last known for signing a huge contract with Chinese Super League club Shandong Luneng.

Peter Pieh is last known for starting his own podcast called MISC FC.

Memphis Depay is last known giving away iPhones in exchange for follows on Instagram.

Callum Paterson is last known for his wild shimy goal celebration against Southampton.

Jesse Lingard is last known for launching his own clothing line - JLINGZ.


Fredrik Ljunjberg is last known for featuring on Unai Emery's Arsenal staff against Burnley influencing the youth in the team. We're still not over his Calvin Klein modelling portfolio.

Ashley Barnes is last known for his acting performance as Val Kilmer playing billionaire Bruce Wayne who moonlights as Batman in the 1995 film Batman Forever.

Lucas Moura is last known for scoring on his first touch in Tottenham's match against the Premier League champions.

Ayoze Perez is last known for his hat-trick over Southampton in April. He's sneaky good and we like it.

Raheem Sterling is last known for the funeral of Crystal Palace youth player Damary Dawkins, who lost his battle with acute lymphoblastic leukaemia in March, aged just 13.

Rafa Benitez is last known for being the only promoted manager this season to successfully keep his team in the Premier League. Will he do Liverpool a favor and concede all points before the season ends?

Phil Foden is last known for scoring on his 2nd Premier League start. We're all wondering if it's him or if it's the players around him. For now, he's high up.

Mo Salah is last known for his screamer goal against Chelsea in April, silencing all of his haters.

Paul Pogba is last known for his two penalty goals against West Ham. He's eliminated his typical 20-second penalty kick walk-up.

Heung-min Son is last known for his K-Pop music video advertising an ice cream cone. Summer. Is. Here.

Tiger Woods is last known for winning his first major championship in 11 years after his comeback in the 2019 Masters. Tiger and Ryan Babel are getting better with age.

Lil Nas X is last known for bringing together most Hip Hop and Country fans with Old Town Road, making it #1 on the Billboard Chart.

Billy Ray Cyrus is last known for fueling the remix of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X and validating the song's true roots as both Country and Hip Hop.

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium is last known for being fuego. Let's be honest, the only people who don't agree with this are Arsenal fans.

Mo Salah is last known for ending his 2-month scoring drought with a game-winner over Southampton in April bringing his Premier League goal total to 18.

Wes Morgan is last known for scoring the most accidental flick goal of all-time but celebrating it like he hit a 30-yard free kick.

Gerard Deulofeu is last known for his performance against Manchester United with both nostrils plugged with gauze. Mouth-breathing is key.

Manuel Pellegrini is last known for his luscious locks that made everyone overlook West Ham’s terrible, late March performance against Everton.

Alexandre Lacazette is last known for his sweet and saucy celebration against Newcastle on April Fool's Day.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is last known for his Black Panther mask goal celebration against Stade Rennes in March.

Mario Balotelli is last known for his celly with the celly after his saucey finish against Saint-Etienne.

Aaron Ramsey is last known for his goal in his final North London derby and yelling, "I own this ground," to Spurs fans.

Wilfried Zaha is last known for his goal against Burnley where he "sat down" Ben Mee and Charlie Taylor.

Kolo Toure is last known for securing a Premier League assistant manager role alongside Brendan Rodgers at Leicester City.

Eden Hazard is last known for his brilliant League Cup Final shootout penalty but moreso for his stonecold reaction.

Michail Antonio is last known for saucy Ali G cele after West Ham's February win over Fulham then taught it to Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville in the post-match interview.

Kepa is last known for denying a substitution in the League Cup Final then winking at the camera after seconds after. He's also in the Red.

The Black Cat is last known for interrupting Wolves' February visit to Goodison Park, cursing Everton for another 20 years.

Bobby Firmino is last known for his photo with a baby on the bench before getting subbed on in the Merseyside Derby.

Ada Hegerberg is last known for her incredible speech after winning the 2018 Ballon d'Or.

Marcus Rashford is last known for his penalty kick against PSG that secured Manchester United's advancement to the Champions League quarterfinals.

Sergio Aguero is last known for his February hat trick against Chelsea, bringing his Premier League hat trick total to 11.

Aleksandar Mitrović is last known for his on-field DDT on Davinson Sanchez.